some anecdotes..:)

noo, not crazy.. only doesnt know english good. :p
 
sanırım yanlış sitedeyimm :p:p:p
 
ruzgar, būtu ļoti jauki ja tu to varētu pateikt angliski.. :p:p:p
 
one more.. :p

-miss, can i introduce myself?
- no!
-miss, please, give me your phone number.. what is your phone?
-Samsung.
-nooo, what's the number?
-Federal one
-numbers, what kinda numbers????
-Arabic..

i heard this one just today.. :p


one girl speaking to another girl..
- i was on the grass and i saw the beautiful sky and there were so many shining stars.. what a pity that guys dont see that... :) :) :)




he(husband):- why are our neighbours calling you as an idiot?
she:- if you would be a general, they might call me me as Mrs general... :):) :D
 
hoop

Memorix_45' Alıntı:
Heheh This is Very Funny Dialog / Beyler Aklı Nereye calısıo bakın :D
Genişletmek için tıkla ...

hoop adamım ağır ol. Sadece bi öykü :)
Hi ann. good anecdote. i like it. i smiled, really :clap:
 
hahah this is true one.. :p

My mom askin me: Do you wanna beer?
I said: yea..
Dad: Lager or porter?
Me: Lager of course
Mom: hey, i was joking about that!!!
Dad: Better she drinks at home that outside
Mom: oh well... she s enough old..
(Dad givin me the glass.. Mom looks confused but not sayin anythin :D)
anyway that dialogue was ridiculous when i was watchin ... the funniest is that s not happenin for the first time :D :D :D


* * *​

The Stone age..
A man s drawin on the rock. his wife asking:
-Why do you draw a man with a spear?
-I want our children to see, how i was going hunting
Man continues drawing.. wife asks again:
-Why are you drawing snakes and tigers?
-I want our children to see, that im not afraid of anyone
Man still drawing.. wife asks:
-Why do you draw a boat?
-I want our children to see on what im sailing
One more drawing.. wife:
-Why do you draw a hut?
-I want our children to see where i was living
Man puts ink away and lies back.. having rest.. wife s furious:
-What about me?? why didnt you draw me??
-Silence woman! do you want our kids to see my suffering??!! :D :D


* * *​

- Miss, do you like me?
- No!
- But that guy over there?
- Omg, horrible!!
- You see.. So better choose me


* * *​

A man has guests. He says:
- Dont sit on this coach, its full of bugs.
- So why dont you throw it out?
- I tried twice already but chinches brought it back again...


* * *​

Price-list in a bar: These prices were set up for customers who want our barmen answer customer wifes calls.
100$ - "He just went away"
200$ - "He hasnt been here today"
300$ - " I havent seen him for a couple of days"
500$ - "Who's he???"
 
Thx Annie i liked that, i am reading to your shared and i liked all so thank you. You aren't bad girl (don't forget it ok?:D:))
 
annie these anecdotes are super..thnks...
 
Memorix_45 mesajlarına dikkat et..!
 
evrenbesiktas' Alıntı:
haahhah ur dad is right...Better drink with them than outside otherwise monsters can eat u :p ;)
Genişletmek için tıkla ...
oh really.. hahahhah only if its the biggest of monsters... (:)
 
there are three things you can look at non-stop - at a fire, at water, and how a blonde is parking :p
hmm is it... dunno dunno :boks:

* * *​

- Can you imagine: she asked me to prove that im not a camel!!
- And what did you do??
- spat and walked away.
hahahaa

* * *​

Two friends met eachother. One of them says:
- Listen, i got married recently!
- Did you?? Do you have a photo of your wife?
- i have
- Show me!
- Look
- well ok.. it could be worse...
- what???!!??
- oh, im sorry, friend, - it can't be worse.
:D
 
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